Thursday, November 11, 2010

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

This is a hoot .... Sad, because it is TRUE ..... But a hoot!!!!

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND





In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".



With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes...



The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today.......



Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."



Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."



Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"



Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.."



Room Service: "Ow July den?"



Guest: ".....What??"



Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?"



Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."



Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"



Guest: "Crisp will be fine."



Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"



Guest: "What?"



Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"



Guest: "I... Don't think so."



RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"



Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."



RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"



Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."



RoomService: "We bodder?"



Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."



RoomService: "Wad?!?"



Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."



RoomService: "Copy?"



Guest: "Excuse me?"



RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"



Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that' s everything."



RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy .... Rye ??"



Guest: "Whatever you say.."



RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."



Guest: "You're welcome"



Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".......and you do, don't you!

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